🌊💦 Attention all pool owners! Hiring a Private Pool Lifeguar..
Added 2024-11-25 05:50:54 +0000 UTC🌊💦 Attention all pool owners! Hiring a Private Pool Lifeguard? I’m your person! 🛟
Looking to enjoy your pool in absolute confidence, knowing someone’s got your back (and your front)? Well, I’m thrilled to offer my private lifeguard services! 🕶️☀️
Here’s the deal: I’ll come to your pool, on your turf, to patrol the waters while you splash, dive, and play—worry-free under my watchful eye. Think of me as your personal aquatic guardian angel (minus the wings and more muscle).
💪 Why choose me?
Extensive experience in creating inappropiate, fun environments.
Expert in CPR—and no, I’m not talking about your average resuscitation training. I specialize in Caress, Pump, Repeat, ensuring maximum attention to your needs. 😉
Highly observant, calm under pressure, and always ready to 'rise' into action
💦 Whether you’re hosting a party (group fun ;), or enjoying a solo dip, and need someone to keep an eye on things, I’m here to make your pool days more relaxed, confident, and yes, a little cheeky.
DM me to book your private pool patrol—spots are filling up faster than sunscreen at a beach party. Let’s make your poolside moments unforgettable!
